went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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