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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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