I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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