You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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