This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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