watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
