Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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