i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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