he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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