Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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