We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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