Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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