I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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