Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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