Umm I'm too high to move.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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