Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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