shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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