I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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