Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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