i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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