He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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