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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The Olympian is in my bed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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