are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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