Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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