and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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