Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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