You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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