im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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