hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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