Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize