went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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