Just mADE A PArabola og urine
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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