It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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