Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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