They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He felt like a one man threesome
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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