Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
