Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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