Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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