But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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