Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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