Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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