epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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