She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We have started to decorate penises.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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