elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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