susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
