well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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