you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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