How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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