the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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