I must be too annoying 4 u.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
how does that bad decision feel?
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