Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I will pee on everything he values.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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