Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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