did you get engaged???
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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