Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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