I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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