I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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